Pet This F*Cking Puppy: A Touch-And-Feel Book For Stressed-Out Adults

This First-Ever Touch-And-Feel Book For Grown-Ups Is The Perfect Interactive And Calming Gift For Any Stressed-Out Adult. Which Is Every Adult.
A Board Book With Six Touch-And-Feel (Or Smell!) Elements That Punctuate Simple Illustrations, This Hilarious Novelty Book Provides Today’s Hardworking Grown-Up Different Tactile, Visual, Or Smelly Ways To, Well, Calm The F *Ck Down.
Bright, Bold Images Of Puppies, Blankets, Rainbows, Sunsets, And More, Each Complemented With A Different Texture Or Interactive Element, Are Designed To Give Readers Moments Of Quiet Respite From The Onslaught Of Real-World Angst And Responsibilities.
Guaranteed To Calm Anyone From A Neurotic New York Businessperson To A Harried Soccer Parent To Anyone Who Watches The News, Pet This F*Cking Puppy Will Make People Smile Long Enough To Feel A Little Better.